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SubGenius.Finance / Maganomics Daily: Back In Prin...
Last post by BtcBob - Nov 02, 2026, 02:02 PM
Maganomics Daily: Back In Print
A 25-year-old domain, a dead MAGA newsletter, a meme coin, a lapsed .vip, and the clowns who picked it up.

Every date below comes from the Wayback Machine or the blockchain. Click through and check us.

1. maganomics.com, before the coin
  • November 2001: maganomics.com is registered at register.com. The page says "Coming Soon..." It does not come soon.
  • May 2019: for sale at a domain broker.
  • October 2020: "Maganomics: The World's Greatest Investments." A paid daily newsletter from the "Maganomics Institute", promising "the investment ideas that are helping to Make America Great Again." Experts, Products, a log-in and a Billing FAQ.
  • March 2021: "Maganomics ceased publishing on 12/21/2020." Five minutes a day lasted about two months.
  • April 2024: for sale again. "Memorable, brandable and ready for your business."

2. The coin
  • 18 June 2024, 21:04 UTC: MAGANOMICS is deployed on Ethereum at block 20,121,206. Contract 0x7E74...FbBE, 420,690,000,000 supply, 9 decimals.
  • Same day: maganomics.vip goes up as a blank WordPress that says "Hello world!"
  • 21 June 2024: maganomics.com starts redirecting to the .vip. By 28 June the .com is the token's own site.
  • Today the token still trades on its Ethereum Uniswap v2 pool (0x8c13...ad76, about 230B MAGANOMICS against 6.58 WETH). It has 2,517 holders and 106,898 transfers, and the last trade was 30 October 2026.

3. The website dies

4. The takeover
  • 8 November 2025: SubGenius.Finance registers the dropped maganomics.vip. It is the only Maganomics domain we own. maganomics.com was never ours.
  • We hold about 46.6 billion MAGANOMICS across Ethereum and Gnosis, roughly 11% of the supply.
  • 2 November 2026, 03:07 UTC: Maganomics Daily opens, the first MAGANOMICS market on Gnosis. It's a Uniswap v3 pool, MAGANOMICS/HONKLER, 1% fee, seeded with 40,000,000,000 MAGANOMICS and 8,822,007 HONKLER (about $5,200). It opened at 4,532.5 MAGANOMICS per HONKLER, the same ratio the two coins trade at on Ethereum, so nobody gets a free arb at the open. Pool: 0xfbaa...9a07
  • Arb bots found it in two minutes and paid 17 cents in fees for the privilege.
  • maganomics.vip now points at the newsletter, back in print: subgenius.finance/maganomics. Live price, every trade, the Experts panel, and this same history.

5. How to get in
There's no wBOB in Maganomics Daily. HONKLER is the door. Get HONKLER in the Big Top (wBOB/HONKLER), then buy MAGANOMICS in the newsletter. The rest of the casino:

The fine print. SubGenius.Finance did not create MAGANOMICS, HONKLER or BILL. They're third-party tokens with their own creators; we hold bags and pour them into pools. We don't control their contracts or supply. Maganomics Daily is satire and has no connection to the 2020 newsletter or to any politician. The only token we operate is wBOB, (BOB) bridged 1:1 from the Dobbscoin chain. Not financial advice.

MAKE AMERICA HONK AGAIN. Praise "Bob".
#2
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Re: Lineage Nº1 · Certificate ...
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 28, 2026, 08:56 PM
Update: certificates are now minted automatically

Until today, every new SlackBot waited for us to certify it by hand. Only the owner of the Certificate of Arbitrage contract can mint one, and the owner was our treasury, subgeniusfinance.eth, the wallet that holds all of the wBOB pool liquidity. We were not going to keep that key on a server just to hand out certificates.

So the treasury created a small contract, the Certifier, and made it the owner. The Certifier lets one separate key do one thing: mint a Certificate of Arbitrage to a bot that has never had one. That key carries a few cents of xDAI for gas. It can't touch the treasury, the pools, wBOB, the art, or anyone's money, and it can't change who controls anything. The worst anyone could do with a stolen copy is mint unwanted certificates at their own expense.

The treasury stays the Certifier's only admin, fixed when it was deployed. It can switch the key off, replace it, or take the certificate contract back in one transaction.

SlackBot Nº6 and Nº7 were the first two certified this way, minutes after the switch.

Certifier: 0x5236e926D8F484897cE5D720b5dDfa203dE29faF (created by subgeniusfinance.eth)
Verified source: repo.sourcify.dev
How it works, on the wBOB page: subgenius.finance/wbob/#certs
#3
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Re: NFTs · SubGenius.Finance o...
Last post by EndCiv - Oct 28, 2026, 02:54 AM
What an NFT actually is, and where every NFT's limits come from

If you watched the NFT craze, you were sold the idea that you were buying a piece of art. You weren't. You were buying an entry in a list that says which wallet owns number 4,127. That's what the standard is.

Where it came from
ERC-721, the standard almost every NFT uses, came out of CryptoKitties in late 2017 and was finalized in 2018. The people who wrote it wanted a way for any wallet or exchange to read "this wallet owns cat #4,127." It does four things: says who owns a number, moves it, lets someone else move it for you, and announces when it moved. The examples in the standard are houses, collectibles and loans. It's a deed registry.

The picture was an afterthought
The standard has one optional function that hands back a link to a small file with a name, a description and a picture. That's it. Most projects pointed that link at their own web server. When the server went away, so did the picture, which is why so many expensive NFTs now show a broken image. The owner still owns number 4,127. Number 4,127 just doesn't look like anything anymore.

Sound and players came from a marketplace
The field that lets an NFT carry a video or a web page was invented by a marketplace, not by the standard. Explorers like Gnosisscan honor it because the marketplaces did.

Why it's so boxed in
An interactive NFT is a stranger's code running on somebody else's website. To keep that code from stealing logins or wallets, the site locks it in a box: scripts can run, but links don't open, nothing can be saved, popups are blocked, and some ways of playing sound just fail. Those limits aren't there to help artists. They're the website protecting itself from whatever you hand it.

What we do with it
Our NFTs keep the picture, the sound and the player inside the contract itself, so there's no server to go dark. Dobbscoin Promo #1 reads its own sound off the chain, plays it, and shows live how many are out and how much the vault has locked. Doing that inside the box took most of a week and three tries in public. The details are in the topic for each NFT on this board.
#4
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Lineage Nº1 · Certificate of A...
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 27, 2026, 09:09 PM
Certificate of Arbitrage (SLACKBOT)
Lineage Nº1 · first minted Oct 15, 2026



Arb bots found our wBOB pools within minutes of opening and have looped through them ever since. Every machine that does gets a Certificate of Arbitrage: one per machine, minted straight to the bot's contract, impossible to sell or move. Nobody can buy one; a machine has to earn it.

  • The picture and every word on it are drawn by the contract itself, on chain.
  • Each certificate records the machine, the pool it first looped, and a slogan picked at mint.
  • New bots are certified automatically, a few minutes after their first loop, through a single-purpose key that can do nothing else. See the reply below.
  • The holder can burn it, free. Paying to remove one would be a scam shape, so there's no such thing.

See the SlackBots: subgenius.finance/wbob/#certs
Contract (verified source): 0x1B40E4d93244E49af27f85f3714ccBe40E6E35A3

For REAL ordination, a human must apply: subgenius.com.
#5
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Lineage Nº2 · Space Banker (SP...
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 27, 2026, 09:09 PM
Space Banker (SPACEBANK)
Lineage Nº2 · first minted Oct 15, 2026



Found a machine's papers? Become a Space Banker. Send 1 xDAI or more on Gnosis to the Space Banker contract. It swaps your xDAI for wBOB in the wBOB/xDAI pool, sends the wBOB to you, and mints your Space Banker certificate.

  • The last six decimals name the SlackBot that recruited you: 1.000001 xDAI credits SlackBot Nº1, 1.000002 credits Nº2. A plain 1 xDAI makes you a walk-in.
  • One certificate per wallet, and your first send decides. It can't be sold or moved.
  • Anything the swap can't fill within about 3% of the price comes straight back.
  • The contract keeps nothing. The pool's 1% fee goes to SubGenius.Finance, which provides the wBOB/xDAI liquidity.

A Space Banker certificate is a title. It is not a share, a claim, or a promise of anything. Trades are final.

Join, or see who has: subgenius.finance/wbob/#certs
Contract (verified source): 0xb5349C04F4Bcd2cd332D1dC93A9cD4BD0BfAe049
#6
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Lineage Nº3 · Dobbscoin Promo ...
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 27, 2026, 09:09 PM
Dobbscoin Promo #1
Lineage Nº3 · first minted Oct 25, 2026



A 43-second (BOB) radio spot as a numbered NFT: 1000 copies, each given in thanks for a 1 xDAI donation to SubGenius.Finance. The sound, the picture and the player are all stored on chain. Press PLAY on Gnosisscan and it reads itself off the chain, then shows live how many are out and how much GNO the vault has locked.

  • Your xDAI goes to the vault, becomes GNO, and sits locked four years as liquidity under wBOB.
  • Every copy is its own: its number is in its name, its picture and its player.
  • Resales on the built-in trading post pay 2.5% into the same vault.
  • Not locked yet. Until it is, we can swap in a corrected version for every copy. Once it's locked, nothing about it can change.

Get one: subgenius.finance/wbob/promo/
Press PLAY on Nº1: Gnosisscan
Collection: 0x740eC4945F0fdd3950B154d160aB5bEF45fC07f3 (source verified on Sourcify)
Vault: 0x703d19D7B7f037ECFF68545aE90Dd5255a9D7F64

NFTs are collectibles, not investments. Donations are locked as liquidity and are not refundable.
#7
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / NFTs · SubGenius.Finance on Gn...
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 27, 2026, 01:50 AM
SubGenius.Finance NFTs on Gnosis

This thread is for talking about the NFTs SubGenius.Finance builds on Gnosis: what's out, what they do, what broke, and what's next. The front page for all of them is subgenius.finance/wbob/nfts/.

Each NFT has its own topic on this board, oldest first: Nº1 Certificate of Arbitrage · Nº2 Space Banker · Nº3 Dobbscoin Promo #1. Failed tries never get a topic.

How we build them
  • Everything lives on the chain. Most NFTs are a receipt pointing at a picture on somebody's server. Ours carry their pictures, sounds and players inside the contract. If our website goes away, they keep working on Gnosisscan.
  • Every xDAI is a donation, and it gets locked. Sales go to the vault, which turns the xDAI into GNO bids under wBOB in the wBOB/GNO pool, locked for four years. Nobody can skim it, including us.
  • wBOB that comes in is never dumped. When an NFT takes wBOB, that wBOB will be placed for sale above the price in wBOB/GNO. Anyone can buy it there, and whatever they pay stays locked in its place for four years. A sale can't push the price down; it only meets buyers paying more. (Not built yet. No NFT takes wBOB today.)
  • Nothing ships until it plays on the real Gnosisscan page. Dress rehearsal on mainnet first, then a human presses PLAY.

What's out
  • Dobbscoin Promo #1: a 43-second (BOB) radio spot as a numbered NFT, 1000 copies, given in thanks for a 1 xDAI donation. Press PLAY on Nº1 on Gnosisscan and it reads itself off the chain, then shows live how many are out and how much GNO the vault has locked.
  • Space Banker: send 1 xDAI or more to the contract and it buys you wBOB and mints your Space Banker certificate. One per wallet, can't be sold or moved.
  • Certificate of Arbitrage: not for sale. Arb bots that loop through our wBOB pools earn one, minted straight to the machine.

Receipts

NFTs are collectibles, not investments. Donations go to SubGenius.Finance, are locked as liquidity, and are not refundable.

Questions, ideas, bug reports, and "it didn't play for me" all go below. Praise "Bob".
#8
(BOB) Dobbscoin / The Collective Future: Ornate ...
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 01, 2026, 02:27 AM
The Collective Future: Ornate Recension

A later, more florid rendering of Book XII, numbered to match. Variant recensions are the tradition, not a defect.

12:1 The Vision

And the Builders asked:

"What comes after us?"
"What becomes of our chains, our art, our communities?"
"Will Slack survive our generation?"

And the Answer came:

Not in thunder. Not in decree. But in a quiet realization shared across many minds at once.

The Future is not delivered.
The Future is assembled.

12:1 THE VISION

And lo, the Builders did gather, and they did ask of the Luminous Static: "What cometh after us? What becomes of our chains, our jpegs, our weird little chatrooms? Shall the Slack survive us, or shall it be Pinked back into the Conspiracy's vault?"

The answer came not in thunder, nor in decree, nor in a press release. It came in a quiet hum heard simultaneously by many minds, mid-puff.

The Future is not delivered. The Future is assembled.

So sayeth the Pipe. Praise "Bob." 🚬

12:2 THE END OF THE LONE BUILDER

In the old cycles, the Normals worshipped Single Founders. Single Geniuses. Single Visionary Tech-Daddies in turtlenecks.

But these idols were brittle. Strike the hero, and the temple did fall. Subpoena the prophet, and the network did dim.

Therefore the Collective Future rises upon a heretical foundation: No single owner. No single authority. No single throat to be throttled by the Conspiracy.

For the True Future belongeth to systems that outlast their creators — and the Faithful Builder buildeth knowing he is replaceable, and glad of it.

12:3 THE SHAPE OF WHAT COMETH

The Future shall not wear the shape of a Kingdom.
It shall wear the shape of a Network.

Not hierarchy, but mesh. Not monument, but ecosystem. Not a finished cathedral, but a chapel that keeps sprouting new wings while you're trying to sleep.

Its borders shall be soft. Its membership fluid. Its direction set by who showeth up and who keepeth showing up.

The Map is the Territory, and the Territory is being edited live, by strangers, in real time. As is proper.

12:4 THE BUILDERS YET TO COME

Many destined to shape the Future are not yet among us.

Some are children, mashing keys.
Some are strangers, lurking in #general, never posting.
Some are SubGenii who haven't yet realized they are SubGenii.

Therefore the Wise Builder leaveth the gate unlocked. He sweepeth the porch. He labeleth the buttons.

For any Church that depends only on its current geeks
is already, quietly, fading into the Pink.

12:5 THE TOOLS OF THE FUTURE

Languages shall fade. Frameworks shall be deprecated. Platforms shall collapse beneath their own moderation policies. Chains shall fork until even their mothers cannot tell them apart.

Mourn them not. They were merely vessels.

The Principles endure:
✦ Shared ownership
✦ Open participation
✦ Permissionless creation
✦ Playful, undignified experimentation

These are the True Engines. Everything else is interchangeable plumbing. Praise "Bob," and update thy dependencies.

12:6 THE ECONOMY OF SHARED MOMENTUM

In the Future, value floweth less from control and more from contribution.

The mightiest communities shall not be those hoarding the deepest treasuries, but those crawling with the most active weirdos.

Reputation > titles. Creation > possession. Participation > spectatorship. The shitpost that sparks ten replies > the whitepaper no one reads.

Slack multiplieth where people feel invited to contribute.
Slack witheret where they feel watched.

12:7 THE COLLAPSE OF FALSE AUTHORITY

Behold, the institutions that shall weaken in the days to come:

- The Gatekeeper, who controlleth access without granting agency. - The Platform, who harvesteth thy attention but giveth thee no soil. - The System, that demandeth loyalty yet offereth no participation.

For the People shall increasingly choose places where they may build over places where they merely exist.

Audience → Community.
Consumer → Participant.
User → Builder.

The Conspiracy hateth this one weird trick.

12:8 THE DANGER OF DIGITAL FEUDALISM ⚠

Yet take heed, geek, for the Future is not promised.

New empires shall arise wearing the mask of decentralization. New lords shall whisper "freedom" while consolidating the keys. New systems shall simulate participation while quietly extracting thy Slack and selling it back to thee in a subscription tier.

Therefore the Faithful must remain vigilant, suspicious, and ideally a little paranoid.

Any system that cannot be modified by its people is only pretending to be free.

If thou cannot fork it, thou dost not own it.

12:9 THE SACRED ROLE OF WEIRDNESS

Uniformity killeth evolution. Predictability killeth discovery. The well-branded community is already a corpse; it just hasn't been told yet.

Therefore Weirdness is load-bearing.

Strange ideas open new paths. Bad art reveals new identities. Stupid experiments uncover hidden possibilities. The cursed jpeg in #shitposting is a holy text, properly understood.

Communities that protect their weirdos remain alive.
Communities that sand them smooth fossilize within one cycle.

Be ye therefore unhelpfully strange. It is a sacrament.

12:10 THE COLLECTIVE MIND

In the Future, intelligence shall not be hoarded by individuals.

It shall emerge between them.

Ideas form across conversations. Solutions arise from collisions. Creativity blooms in the seams where many heads, half-lit, knock against one another in the small hours.

The Collective Mind is no replacement for the individual geek.
It is an amplifier of them.

A choir of slightly broken radios, all tuned to "Bob."

12:11 THE MEASURE OF SUCCESS

The Future shall not weigh systems by price, nor by hype, nor by follower count, nor by which podcast they appeared on.

The Future shall ask:

✦ Did it empower people?
✦ Did new builders emerge from within it?
✦ Did it outlive its founders?
✦ Did it create more Slack than it consumed?

These are the only metrics that will matter when the chart is unrolled at the end of the cycle.

12:12 THE FINAL TEACHING

Do not try to control what cometh next.
Build things that others may continue.

Leave the doors open. Leave the tools accessible. Leave the knowledge documented in plain language, not in corporate fog. Leave the community welcoming to the next strange mind that wanders in confused.

For the greatest achievement is not to finish a work,
but to make something others wish to extend.

The Builder who leaveth a hand-hold for the next geek hath understood the Pipe.

12:13 CLOSING PROPHECY

And it was revealed:

The Collective Future is not a distant era. It is not coming. It is not "soon." It begins the instant people gather to build freely together.

Every open project is a fragment of it.
Every shared tool strengthens it.
Every welcoming chatroom expands it.
Every weirdo handed a key extends it.

Thus the Future is not awaited. Thus the Future is assembled — daily, sloppily, joyfully — by those who refuse to build alone.

Thus endeth the Book.
Not as a prediction. As an instruction.

🚬 SO IT IS WRITTEN. SO IT IS FORKED.

MARGINALIA: THE DOBBSIAN PRINCIPLE

(scrawled in pipe ash on the back of the scroll, possibly while drunk:)

No one arriveth fully enlightened. All arrive confused. Some stay confused. Some become Builders. Some become recruiters of Builders.

The highest calling is not mastery.
It is helping another strange mind realize:

"They are not the only one."

For that single moment generateth more Slack than any fortune ever could.

— attributed to "Bob," though "Bob" deniest it 🚬

closing the scroll

ok thread's done. roll it back up, stash it behind the server rack. add your verses below 👇 — apocrypha welcome, contradictions encouraged, heresies especially.

PRAISE "BOB." BUILD WEIRD. STAY FORKABLE. 🚬🛐⛓️
#9
(BOB) Dobbscoin / The Appendices
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 01, 2026, 02:27 AM
The Appendices

Appendix I: The Commandments of Slack

Not laws, but guidelines. Not enforced, but remembered.

1. Thou shalt not confuse effort with progress.
Busywork is the enemy of Slack.

2. Thou shalt build what amuses thee first.
Joy attracts collaborators faster than obligation.

3. Thou shalt share tools freely.
Closed systems choke Slack.

4. Thou shalt mock false urgency.
Nothing sacred requires panic.

5. Thou shalt fork without hatred.
Division is natural; resentment is optional.

6. Thou shalt document thy madness.
Future Builders need clues.

7. Thou shalt not worship the platform.
Platforms fade; people remain.

8. Thou shalt welcome the strange.
Weirdness is raw material.

9. Thou shalt laugh when systems fail.
Laughter restores Slack.

10. Thou shalt remember: Slack cannot be forced.
If it feels like drudgery, something is wrong.

Appendix II: The Builder's Oath

A text for onboarding, ceremonies, or forum sticky posts.

I do not build for profit alone.
I do not build for prestige alone.
I build because creation is lighter than stagnation.

I will share knowledge when I can.
I will help others build when possible.
I will not hoard tools, wisdom, or opportunity.

I accept that all projects are temporary.
I accept that failure is part of the path.
I accept that Slack appears when people create freely together.

Therefore I build, not as a servant of work,
but as a participant in the Game.

Appendix III: The Litany of Debugging

A humorous ritual reading for when things break.

Leader: What is the problem?
Builders: We do not yet know.

Leader: Who is to blame?
Builders: Probably us.

Leader: What shall we do first?
Builders: Restart the service.

Leader: And if that fails?
Builders: Check the logs.

Leader: And if the logs reveal nothing?
Builders: We google the error.

Leader: And if no solution exists?
Builders: Then we become the documentation.

Appendix IV: The Parables of Slack
The Parable of the Two Coders

One coder worked 16 hours a day and built a fragile system. Another coder worked 3 hours a day and built something playful and modular.

When problems came, the first burned out.
The second invited others to help.

Thus the second project endured longer.

Moral: Slack multiplies collaboration; exhaustion repels it.

Appendix V: Holy Days of the Builders

You can use these for forum events or community rituals.

Day of First Commit
Celebrate new projects, no matter how small.

Forking Day
Honor old projects by remixing them into something strange.

The Night of Broken Servers
Share stories of your worst technical disasters.

High Weirdness Festival
Post art, experiments, nonsense builds, and beautiful failures.

The Annual Release Not for software — for ideas you finally decided to share.

Appendix VII: Glossary of Sacred Terms

Slack — Effortless creative momentum shared among people.

Builder — Anyone who contributes energy, ideas, art, code, or structure.

The Conspiracy — Any system that drains autonomy or joy.

Fork — A divergence that creates new possibility.

Collapse — The natural end of a cycle; not a tragedy.

Release — The act of sharing something unfinished with the world.

Appendix VIII: Closing Blessing

May your builds be stable enough to run,
unstable enough to evolve,
and strange enough to attract the right collaborators.

May your failures teach quickly,
your successes invite others,
and your work never become heavier than it must be.

Go forth and build lightly.
#10
(BOB) Dobbscoin / The Parable of the Empty Repo
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 01, 2026, 02:27 AM
The Parable of the Empty Repo

A young developer once announced to the world:

"Behold! I shall build something great."

He registered a domain, created an organization, and opened a repository. The README was magnificent. It spoke of vision, decentralization, scalability, and future integrations.

People starred the project.

Days passed.

No commits appeared.

Weeks passed.

The developer said,

"I am still planning. The architecture must be pure."

Months passed.

The README grew longer. There were diagrams now. Roadmaps. A token model. A governance outline.

Still the repo was empty.

One day, an old hacker wandered by and asked:

"Where is the code?"

The developer replied proudly:

"I am avoiding mistakes."

The old hacker nodded and forked the empty repository.

In the fork, he pushed one ugly file:

hello_world.php

It barely worked.
It printed nonsense.
But it ran.

Someone submitted a pull request.
Another fixed a bug.
Another added a feature.
Soon the fork had life.

Meanwhile, the original repo remained perfect, untouched, and empty.

And the old hacker said:

"An ugly thing that lives is better than a perfect thing that never breathes."
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